Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / On a tous un peu peur de l'amour, mais \ | on a surtout peur de souffrir ou de | | faire souffrir. | | | | [One is always a little afraid of love, | | but above all, one is | | | \ afraid of pain or causing pain.] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;