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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Failed Attempts To Break Records        \
|                                         |
| In September 1978 Mr. Terry Gripton, of |
| Stafford, failed to break the world     |
| shouting record by two and a half       |
| decibels. "I am not surprised he        |
| failed," his wife said afterwards.      |
| "He's really a very quiet man and       |
| doesn't even shout at me."              |
|                                         |
| In August of the same year Mr. Paul     |
| Anthony failed to break the record for  |
| continuous organ playing by 387 hours.  |
|                                         |
| His attempt at the Golden Fish Fry      |
| Restaurant in Manchester ended after 36 |
| hours 10 minutes, when he was accused   |
| of disturbing the peace. "People        |
| complained I was too noisy," he said.   |
|                                         |
| In January 1976 Mr. Barry McQueen       |
| failed to walk backwards across the     |
| Menai Bridge playing the bagpipes. "It  |
| was raining heavily and my drone got    |
| waterlogged," he said.                  |
|                                         |
| A TV cameraman thwarted Mr. Bob Specas' |
| attempt to topple 100,000 dominoes at   |
| the Manhattan Center, New York on 9     |
| June 1978. 97,500 dominoes had been set |
| up when he dropped his press badge and  |
| set them off.                           |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;