Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Into love and out again, \ | | | Thus I went and thus I go. Spare your | | voice, and hold your pen: | | | | Well and bitterly I know All the songs | | were ever sung, | | | | All the words were ever said; Could it | | be, when I was young, | | | | Someone dropped me on my head? | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker, "Theory" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;