Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No woman can endure a gambling husband, \ | unless he is a steady winner. | | | \ -- Lord Thomas Dewar / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;