Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Because I do, Because I do not hope, \ | Because I do not hope to survive | | Injustice from the Palace, death from | | the air, Because I do, only do, I | | continue... | | | \ -- T. S. Pynchon / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;