Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / In fiction the recourse of the \ | powerless is murder; in life the | | recourse of the powerless is petty | \ theft. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;