Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Our documentation manager was showing \ | her 2 year old son around the office. | | He was introduced to me, at which time | | he pointed out that we were both | | holding bags of popcorn. We were both | | holding bottles of juice. But only *he* | | had a lollipop. | | | | He asked his mother, "Why doesn't HE | | have a lollipop?" | | | | Her reply: "He can have a lollipop any | | time he wants to. That's what it means | \ to be a programmer." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;