Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Enlightenment \ | | | The enlightened possess understanding | | So profound they can not be understood. | | Because they cannot be understood I can | | only describe their appearance: | | Cautious as one crossing thin ice, | | Undecided as one surrounded by danger, | | Modest as one who is a guest, Unbounded | | as melting ice, Genuine as unshaped | | wood, Broad as a valley, Seamless as | | muddy water. Who stills the water that | | the mud may settle, Who seeks to stop | | that he may travel on, Who desires less | | than what may transpire, Decays, but | | will not renew. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;