Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, \ | we'll do it, but don't make a big | | system, because we can't fix it if it | | breaks -- nobody can.'" | | | | "TCP/IP is OK if you've got a little | | informal club, and it doesn't make any | | difference if it takes a while to fix | | it." | | | \ -- Ken Olson, in Digital News, 1988 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;