Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "This generation may be the one that \ | will face Armageddon." | | | | -- Ronald Reagan, "People" magazine, | \ December 26, 1985 / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;