Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Since this database is not used for \ | profit, and since entire works are not | | published, it falls under fair use, as | | we understand it. However, if any | | half-assed idiot decides to make a | | profit off of this, they will need to | | double check it all... | | | | -- Notes included with the default | \ fortunes database / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;