Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule \ | #84: | | | | The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers | | available on request | | | | for overheated passengers. When your | | timer pops up, the driver will | | | | cheerfully baste you. | | | \ -- Chicago Reader 5/28/82 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;