Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / That feeling just came over me. \ | | | -- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston | \ Strangler" / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;