Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If it happens once, it's a bug. If it \ | happens twice, it's a feature. If it | | happens more than twice, it's a design | \ philosophy. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;