Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso \ | facto half not be. But half the bee has | | got to be, vis-a-vis its entity. See? | | But can a bee be said to be or not to | | be an entire bee, When half the bee is | \ not a bee, due to some ancient injury? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;