Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The only thing necessary for the \ | triumph of evil is for good men to do | | nothing. | | | \ -- Edmund Burke / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;