Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You have only to mumble a few words in \ | church to get married and few words in | \ your sleep to get divorced. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;