Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You ask what a nice girl will do? She \ | won't give an inch, but she won't say | | no. | | | \ -- Marcus Valerius Martialis / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;