Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / So we follow our wandering paths, and \ | the very darkness acts as our guide and | | our doubts serve to reassure us. | | | | -- Jean-Pierre de Caussade, | \ eighteenth-century Jesuit priest / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;