Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Monogamy is the Western custom of one \ | wife and hardly any mistresses. | | | \ -- H. H. Munro / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;