Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The girl who swears no one has ever \ | made love to her has a right to swear. | | | \ -- Sophia Loren / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;