Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This is the solution to Debian's \ | problem .. and since the only real way | | to create more relatives of developers | | is to have children, we need more sex! | | It's a long term investment ... it's | | the work itself that is satisfying! | | | \ -- Craig Brozefsky / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;