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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ "Don't come back until you have him",   \
| the Tick-Tock Man said quietly,         |
| sincerely, extremely dangerously.       |
|                                         |
| They used dogs. They used probes. They  |
| used cardio plate crossoffs. They used  |
| teepers. They used bribery. They used   |
| stick tites. They used intimidation.    |
| They used torment. They used torture.   |
| They used finks. They used cops. They   |
| used search and seizure. They used      |
| fallaron. They used betterment          |
| incentives. They used finger prints.    |
| They used the bertillion system. They   |
| used cunning. They used guile. They     |
| used treachery. They used Raoul-Mitgong |
| but he wasn't much help. They used      |
| applied physics. They used techniques   |
| of criminology. And what the hell, they |
| caught him.                             |
|                                         |
| -- Harlan Ellison, "Repent, Harlequin,  |
\ said the Tick-Tock Man"                 /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;