Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Don't come back until you have him", \ | the Tick-Tock Man said quietly, | | sincerely, extremely dangerously. | | | | They used dogs. They used probes. They | | used cardio plate crossoffs. They used | | teepers. They used bribery. They used | | stick tites. They used intimidation. | | They used torment. They used torture. | | They used finks. They used cops. They | | used search and seizure. They used | | fallaron. They used betterment | | incentives. They used finger prints. | | They used the bertillion system. They | | used cunning. They used guile. They | | used treachery. They used Raoul-Mitgong | | but he wasn't much help. They used | | applied physics. They used techniques | | of criminology. And what the hell, they | | caught him. | | | | -- Harlan Ellison, "Repent, Harlequin, | \ said the Tick-Tock Man" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;