Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Poverty Jet Set: \ | | | A group of people given to chronic | | traveling at the expense of long-term | | job stability or a permanent residence. | | Tend to have doomed and extremely | | expensive phone-call relationships with | | people named Serge or Ilyana. Tend to | | discuss frequent-flyer programs at | | parties. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;