Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not \ | because it gave pain to the bear, but | | because it gave pleasure to the | | spectators. | | | | -- Thomas Macaulay, "History of | \ England" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;