Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / aquadextrous, adj.: \ | | | Possessing the ability to turn the | | bathtub faucet on and off | | | | with your toes. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;