Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We rarely find anyone who can say he \ | has lived a happy life, and who, | | content with his life, can retire from | | the world like a satisfied guest. | | | \ -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;