Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Never put off till run-time what you \ | can do at compile-time. | | | \ -- D. Gries / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;