Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No one regards what is before his feet; \ | we all gaze at the stars. | | | \ -- Quintus Ennius / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;