Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / It is so soon that I am done for, I \ | wonder what I was begun for. | | | \ -- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;