Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When one knows women one pities men, \ | but when one studies men, one excuses | | women. | | | \ -- Horne Tooke / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;