Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ /Intel. Bringing you the \ | cutting-edge technology of 1979 | | | \ for 22 years now. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;