Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If we men married the women we \ | deserved, we should have a very bad | | time of it. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;