Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All newspaper editorial writers ever do \ | is come down from the hills after the | \ battle is over and shoot the wounded. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;