Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Minnesota Board of Education voted \ | to consider requiring all students to | | do some "volunteer work" as a | | prerequisite to high school graduation. | | | | Senator Orrin Hatch said that "capital | | punishment is our society's recognition | | of the sanctity of human life." | | | | According to the tax bill signed by | | President Reagan on December 22, 1987, | | Don Tyson and his sister-in-law Barbara | | run a "family farm." Their "farm" has | | 25,000 employees and grosses $1.7 | | billion a year. But as a "family farm" | | they get tax breaks that save them $135 | | million a year. | | | | Scott L. Pickard, spokesperson for the | | Massachusetts Department of Public | | Works, calls them "ground-mounted | | confirmatory route markers." You | | probably call them road signs, but then | | you don't work in a government agency. | | | | It's not "elderly" or "senior citizens" | | anymore. Now it's "chrono- logically | | experienced citizens." | | | | According to the FAA, the propeller | | blade didn't break off, it was just a | | case of "uncontained blade liberation." | | | | -- Quarterly Review of Doublespeak | \ (NCTE) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;