Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We apologize for the inconvenience, but \ | we'd still like yout to test out this | | kernel. | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, announcing another | \ kernel patch / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;