UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR          \
| PATIENTS:                               |
|                                         |
| 4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT     |
| FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.                  |
|                                         |
| You must believe that your doctor has   |
| achieved a deep insight into            |
|                                         |
| the true nature of your illness, which  |
| transcends any mere permanent           |
|                                         |
| disability you may have experienced.    |
|                                         |
| 5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN     |
| WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT. |
|                                         |
| It is presumptuous to assume that such  |
| profound matters could be               |
|                                         |
| explained in terms that you would       |
| understand.                             |
|                                         |
| 6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMANTAL         |
| TREATMENT READILY.                      |
|                                         |
| Though the surgery may not benefit you  |
| directly, the resulting                 |
|                                         |
| research paper will surely be of        |
\ widespread interest.                    /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;