Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And he climbed with the lad up the \ | Eiffelberg Tower. "This," cried the | | Mayor, "is your town's darkest hour! | | The time for all Whos who have blood | | that is red to come to the aid of their | | country!" he said. "We've GOT to make | | noises in greater amounts! So, open | | your mouth, lad! For every voice | | counts!" Thus he spoke as he climbed. | | When they got to the top, the lad | | cleared his throat and he shouted out, | | "YOPP!" | | | | And that Yopp... That one last small, | | extra Yopp put it over! Finally, at | | last! From the speck on that clover | | their voices were heard! They rang out | | clear and clean. And they elephant | | smiled. "Do you see what I mean?" | | They've proved they ARE persons, no | | matter how small. And their whole world | | was saved by the smallest of All!" | | | | "How true! Yes, how true," said the big | | kangaroo. "And, from now on, you know | | what I'm planning to do? From now on, | | I'm going to protect them with you!" | | And the young kangaroo in her pouch | | said, "ME TOO! From the sun in the | | summer. From rain when it's fall-ish, | | I'm going to protect them. No matter | | how small-ish!" | | | \ -- Dr. Seuss "Horton Hears a Who" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;