Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / You can now buy more gates with less \ | specifications than at any other time | | in history. | | | \ -- Kenneth Parker / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;