Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /"It's classic percolate-up \ | economics, recognizing that money | | | | is like manure: It works best if you | | spread it around." | | Intention: Carter's correlation: People | | with lots of either | | | | usually smell funny | \ Knghtbrd: You SO win. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;