Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Signs of crime: screaming or cries for \ | help. | | | | -- The Brown University Security Crime | \ Prevention Pamphlet / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;