Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / For my birthday I got a humidifier and \ | a de-humidifier... I put them in the | | same room and let them fight it out. | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;