Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / At the heart of science is an essential \ | tension between two seemingly | | contradictory attitudes -- an openness | | to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or | | counterintuitive they may be, and the | | most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all | | ideas, old and new. This is how deep | | truths are winnowed from deep nonsense. | | Of course, scientists make mistakes in | | trying to understand the world, but | | there is a built-in error-correcting | | mechanism: The collective enterprise of | | creative thinking and skeptical | | thinking together keeps the field on | | track. | | | | -- Carl Sagan, "The Fine Art of Baloney | \ Detection," Parade, February 1, 1987 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;