Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / You can't expect a boy to be vicious \ | till he's been to a good school. | | | \ -- H. H. Munro / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;