Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I'm enthralled by combine harvesters. \ | In fact, I yearn to have one -- as a | | pet. | | | \ -- "The Day of the Jackal" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;