Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Sweet sixteen is beautiful Bess, And \ | her voice is changing -- from "No" to | \ "Yes". / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;