Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Home life as we understand it is no \ | more natural to us than a cage is to a | | cockatoo." | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;