Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And the crowd was stilled. One elderly \ | man, wondering at the sudden silence, | | turned to the Child and asked him to | | repeat what he had said. Wide-eyed, the | | Child raised his voice and said once | | again, "Why, the Emperor has no | | clothes! He is naked!" | | | \ -- "The Emperor's New Clothes" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;