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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ My band career ended late in my senior  \
| year when John Cooper and I threw my    |
| amplifier out the dormitory window. We  |
| did not act in haste. First we checked  |
| to make sure the amplifier would fit    |
| through the frame, using the belt from  |
| my bathrobe to measure, then we picked  |
| up the amplifier and backed up to my    |
| bedroom door. Then we rushed forward,   |
| shouting "The WHO! The WHO!" and we     |
| launched my amplifier perfectly, as     |
| though we had been doing it all our     |
| lives, clean through the window and     |
| down onto the sidewalk, where a small   |
| but appreciative crowd had gathered. I  |
| would like to be able to say that this  |
| was a symbolic act, an effort on my     |
| part to break cleanly away from one     |
| state in my life and move on to         |
| another, but the truth is, Cooper and I |
| really just wanted to find out what it  |
| would sound like. It sounded OK.        |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "The Snake"              /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;