Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Eeny, Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits \ | are about to speak! | | | \ -- Bullwinkle Moose / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;